Novelty Gag Gifts · All 32 Cities

The perfect gift for the fan who’s about to cry

Soft, absorbent, and brutally well-timed. Tear Towels are unofficial novelty rally towels in your city’s colors — built for celebrating, sulking, and mailing straight to the loudest fan you know.

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Football fans on a couch reacting to a loss, each holding a fan tear towel

Actually Soft

Plush, absorbent, genuinely usable. It handles sweat, spilled nachos, and a fourth-quarter collapse equally well.

Ruthless Gag Gift

Nothing lands like a towel arriving the Tuesday after a loss. Zero words required. The color does the talking.

One For Every City

All 32 pro football markets, organized by conference and division. Find your city in about four seconds.

Ships Fast

Next-day dispatch on orders in before X:00 PM. Aiming at a specific game? Order about two weeks out.

Why This Exists

She Waved It From A Wheelchair

My mother pulled for Dallas from the 1970s on. She cried when they lost. Sometimes she cried when they won.

She kept a towel for it. Every time Dallas scored it went up over her head and waved — from her chair, in a living room in Arizona, with nobody watching but us.

A rival city up north had already made a waved towel famous. She never cared whose idea it was first. In that room, the gesture was hers.

In all those years she had never seen a game in person, and by the time we could take her she could not travel. Then Dallas came to Phoenix, where we live, and my brother and I finally got her into a stadium.

She was in her late sixties. It was the first live football game of her life.

Decades of Sundays in that chair. One afternoon in the stands. She waved the entire time.
An older woman seated in a red recliner, holding up a white fan towel with both hands.
The towel that started it. Her living room, Arizona.
In the stands at last. Late sixties, first game ever. 13 seconds · has sound
An older woman seated in a wheelchair at a stadium concourse with her two adult sons standing behind her.
Mom, my brother, and me. Phoenix.

Tear Towels started there. No logo, no license — just a woman in a chair who needed something in her hands when it mattered. Thirty-two cities, because every city has one of her.

Tear Towels
AFC NFC All 32
32 towels

Pick Your City. Pick Your Pain.

Thirty-two towels, one for every city that has ever ruined a perfectly good Sunday. Soft enough to actually use. Pointed enough to give away.

AFC
AFC East
AFC North

Baltimore

Purple & Black Tear Towel

Baltimore novelty fan tear towel in Purple and Black colors
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Cincinnati

Orange & Black Tear Towel

Cincinnati novelty fan tear towel in Orange and Black colors
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Cleveland

Brown & Orange Tear Towel

Cleveland novelty fan tear towel in Brown and Orange colors
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Pittsburgh

Gold & Black Tear Towel

Pittsburgh novelty fan tear towel in Gold and Black colors
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AFC South

Houston

Deep Navy & Red Tear Towel

Houston novelty fan tear towel in Deep Navy and Red colors
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Indianapolis

Royal Blue & White Tear Towel

Indianapolis novelty fan tear towel in Royal Blue and White colors
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Jacksonville

Teal & Gold Tear Towel

Jacksonville novelty fan tear towel in Teal and Gold colors
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Tennessee

Navy & Sky Blue Tear Towel

Tennessee novelty fan tear towel in Navy and Sky Blue colors
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AFC West

Las Vegas

Black & Silver Tear Towel

Las Vegas novelty fan tear towel in Black and Silver colors
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Los Angeles

Powder Blue & Gold Tear Towel

Los Angeles novelty fan tear towel in Powder Blue and Gold colors
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NFC
NFC East

Philadelphia

Midnight Green & Silver Tear Towel

Philadelphia novelty fan tear towel in Midnight Green and Silver colors
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Washington

Burgundy & Gold Tear Towel

Washington novelty fan tear towel in Burgundy and Gold colors
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NFC North

Green Bay

Dark Green & Gold Tear Towel

Green Bay novelty fan tear towel in Dark Green and Gold colors
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Minnesota

Purple & Gold Tear Towel

Minnesota novelty fan tear towel in Purple and Gold colors
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NFC South

New Orleans

Gold & Black Tear Towel

New Orleans novelty fan tear towel in Gold and Black colors
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NFC West

Arizona

Cardinal Red & White Tear Towel

Arizona novelty fan tear towel in Cardinal Red and White colors
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Los Angeles

Royal Blue & Gold Tear Towel

Los Angeles novelty fan tear towel in Royal Blue and Gold colors
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San Francisco

Scarlet & Gold Tear Towel

San Francisco novelty fan tear towel in Scarlet and Gold colors
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Seattle

Navy & Bright Green Tear Towel

Seattle novelty fan tear towel in Navy and Bright Green colors
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No towel for that — try a city name like Buffalo, Kansas City or Green Bay.
All 32 Cities
The Rival Fan Play

Mail It Monday Morning.

Everybody has one: the coworker who will not stop talking, the brother-in-law with the group-chat takes, the neighbor with the flag on the truck. You do not need a comeback. You need a package with their colors on it, arriving the morning after.

Ship straight to them — add a gift message at checkout, no note from you required.
Works as a birthday gift, a white-elephant entry, a draft-day prize, or pure revenge.
Order two separately — one for your city, one for theirs. Seasons are long.
Find Their City
Split screen: one fan celebrating on the phone beside an opened delivery box, the other in tears wiping his face with a fan tear towel

Questions, Answered

Everything about the towel, the shipping, and the legal fine print.

Each towel is a soft, absorbent rally-style towel measuring approximately 28" x 16". It is genuinely usable — wipe a seat, dry your hands, wave it in the fourth quarter, or catch a few tears when the season goes sideways. Exact fabric weight and dimensions are listed on each product page.

Orders placed before X:00 PM local time are dispatched the next business day. Standard delivery typically lands in 7–10 business days, and shipping is included in the price — there is no separate delivery charge at checkout. Holiday and playoff weeks are our busiest. If the towel is aimed at a specific game, order roughly two weeks ahead.

No. Tear Towels are unofficial novelty gag gifts sold independently. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or licensed by the National Football League, NFL Properties LLC, or any professional football team. All team names, marks, and related designs referenced anywhere are the property of their respective owners.

Yes, and it is the whole point. At checkout you can ship straight to the recipient and add a short gift message. Many customers send one to a friend, sibling, coworker, or in-law in a rival city — ideally timed for the week after a rough loss.

Unused towels in original packaging can be returned within XX days for a full refund or exchange. If the item arrives damaged or the wrong city ships, send us a photo and we will replace it at no cost. Gift recipients can exchange without needing the original order number.

All 32 pro football markets are represented, grouped by conference and division so you can find your city fast. Cities with two franchises are listed separately and identified by color pairing so you always send the right one.

Somebody You Know Is About To Need This

Thirty-two cities. One very specific emotion. Grab a towel before the next round of heartbreak makes it a necessity.

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Tear Towels Novelty crying towels in your city’s colors, for the football fan whose season just ended. All 32 cities, built for celebrating, sulking, and mailing straight to the loudest fan you know. [email protected] MacWin Consulting, LLC
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Tear Towels are unofficial novelty gag gifts. They are not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or licensed by the National Football League, NFL Properties LLC, or any professional football team, conference, or organization. All team names, league names, logos, and related marks are the property of their respective owners and are not claimed by us. Products are sold as novelty items only.
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